Message to Sean’s Tooth

(In the spirit of Erin’s message to Alasdair’s tooth, but not as polite.)

WTF, Tooth! What exactly are you waiting for? We see you there, hunkered out in Sean’s gum, pretending to be invisible. You’re not fooling anyone, Tooth; that big hard bulge gives you away. So what are you waiting for, Tooth? You waiting for all the other teeth to be ready to appear? Forget them! Be bold and come on through on your own! Be a leader, Tooth; those other teeth will follow. You’ll see. You waiting for an invitation? Well here it is, Tooth. Come on out of that gum. Join the rest of the mouth. Let’s go, Tooth. Waiting is just making everyone miserable, yourself included. Just do it. Come out into the drool.