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“New system!” I yell from the kitchen this morning, as I quickly rinse the breakfast dishes and slide them into the dishwasher. Ben is in the living room getting Sean ready for daycare. “Lobster magnet on the dishwasher! Lobster-face-up is clean! Lobster-face-down is dirty!” I put the magnet on the dishwasher facing down, and pause. “And um, lobster magnet on the floor means Sean’s been there.” We seem to need these third cases these days. I finish up the dishes and hear little feet on the kitchen floor. I look down. Time to lobster-magnet-on-the-floor = 30 seconds.<\/p>\n

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(Oh, and yes, the lobster is holding a glass of beer.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“New system!” I yell from the kitchen this morning, as I quickly rinse the breakfast dishes and slide them into the dishwasher. Ben is in the living room getting Sean ready for daycare. “Lobster magnet on the dishwasher! Lobster-face-up is clean! Lobster-face-down is dirty!” I put the magnet on the dishwasher facing down, and pause. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=765"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":769,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765\/revisions\/769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}