{"id":312,"date":"2010-07-16T20:30:44","date_gmt":"2010-07-17T01:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/?p=312"},"modified":"2010-07-16T20:30:44","modified_gmt":"2010-07-17T01:30:44","slug":"i-bet-this-will-fit-in-my-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/2010\/07\/16\/i-bet-this-will-fit-in-my-mouth\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I bet this will fit in my mouth&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to Sean, things that should rightfully fit into his mouth:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A book:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_4606.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-313\" title=\"Book\" src=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_4606-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"553\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_4606-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_4606-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 553px) 100vw, 553px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A duck:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_4621.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-314\" title=\"Duck\" src=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_4621-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"369\" height=\"491\" srcset=\"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_4621-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_4621-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 369px) 100vw, 369px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And a carrot. (Nah, this thing tastes weird):<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ZEzUy0ajbr4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ZEzUy0ajbr4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to Sean, things that should rightfully fit into his mouth: A book: A duck: And a carrot. (Nah, this thing tastes weird):<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":315,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions\/315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}