{"id":585,"date":"2010-11-09T21:08:11","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T03:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/?p=585"},"modified":"2010-11-09T21:12:21","modified_gmt":"2010-11-10T03:12:21","slug":"austin-traffic-patterns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/2010\/11\/09\/austin-traffic-patterns\/","title":{"rendered":"Austin Traffic Patterns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bit of a rant: I am now Zero for Two in evening excursions.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;rant&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Last week I tried to go to a La Leche League meeting. I had looked it up online, found its location, and Google Mapped it. However, I got lost several times trying to find my way to it, even though I had directions and my destination was a <strong>hospital<\/strong>! Good thing I didn&#8217;t have some sort of emergency&#8230;\u00a0 Anyway, the roads here in Austin are (+) in good repair; and (-) impossible to navigate if you haven&#8217;t been on them before. They are super impossible to navigate at night because nothing is illuminated. (There&#8217;s no income tax in Texas, so I guess things like illumination just don&#8217;t happen.) They are hard to navigate in general because they are (1) completely unintuitive and (2) unsigned. I am amazed at how unsigned they are. Most intersections of two major roads have no signs. Some entrances and exits to highways have no signs. So I finally found the hospital, 20 minutes late, and wandered around trying to find room 2-B. There were no directional signs in the hospital or maps near the entrances or information desks. So I wandered. I eventually found 2-A and 2-C, and in total frustration called one of the LLL leaders. She very nicely informed me that the meeting that night had been moved to a LLL leader&#8217;s house. Just that one meeting out of the 12 monthly ones they&#8217;ve had all year. Big Sigh. (Oh, and that 2-B was &#8220;right there&#8221; where 2-A and 2-C were and if I come next month, I&#8217;ll be able to find it.)<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I decided to go try getting new glasses (since I managed to step on my old ones just a couple days before moving to Texas and haven&#8217;t had a chance to get new ones since). I found a LensCrafters at, of all places, the infamous Arboretum <strong>mall<\/strong> that had so dashed my hopes of there being an actual arboretum in Austin. Seemed simple enough &#8212; it was at the intersection of two major highways, and how hard could it be to find a massive mall? Answer: really hard. I got off the highway at the right exit and couldn&#8217;t find it! There were no signs or other indications of it, and so I drove for a bit to where I thought it ought to be. I found myself in a maze of strip-malls. Turns out the Arboretum isn&#8217;t an inside mall like we have up north, but rather a bazillion stores with attached parking lots seemingly randomly strewn about. And there were some signs saying Store X is this way and Store Y is that way, but they were small and not lit, so I couldn&#8217;t read them without stopping in the middle of the road. I eventually called Ben who looked up the mall online and got me there. Where I found out that Texas law prohibits fulfilling glasses prescriptions more than a year old. (Which mine is by a couple months.) And the optometrist had already gone home for the evening. Big Sigh. So then I had to try to figure out how to get out of the mall. So I turned around and went back the way I came. But that doesn&#8217;t work here. There are so many one ways and access roads and divided highways that you can&#8217;t just go back the way you came. I eventually had to make a couple U-turns (which are totally standard here &#8212; I have to make two every day to get Sean to daycare) and traverse a random unmarked road to get back to a highway. Except I decided not to get on the highway because I was afraid I wouldn&#8217;t be able to get off again. That, it turns out, was the right decision. I followed the horrible access roads back home, which was the correct way to navigate this intersection:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/traffic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-590\" title=\"traffic\" src=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/traffic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/traffic.jpg 732w, http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/traffic-300x172.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I would like to point out that this is just the intersection of two highways. A simple clover-leaf would do the trick anywhere else. But not here. It&#8217;s those awful access roads, I think. Blah.<\/p>\n<p>&lt;\/rant&gt;<\/p>\n<p>And now for the mandatory cute Sean picture.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div id=\"attachment_587\" style=\"width: 303px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/safety-gate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-587\" class=\"size-large wp-image-587  \" title=\"safety-gate\" src=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/safety-gate-697x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"293\" height=\"430\" srcset=\"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/safety-gate-697x1024.jpg 697w, http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/safety-gate-204x300.jpg 204w, http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/safety-gate.jpg 1493w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-587\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ooh, look! Mommy and Daddy got me a cool gate to pull up on!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bit of a rant: I am now Zero for Two in evening excursions. &lt;rant&gt; Last week I tried to go to a La Leche League meeting. I had looked it up online, found its location, and Google Mapped it. However, I got lost several times trying to find my way to it, even though [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":592,"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions\/592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/teamguava.org\/family\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}